Three buddies die in a car crash,
and they go to heaven to an
orientation.They are all asked,
"When you are in your casket
and friends and family are
mourning upon you, what would
you like to hear them say about
you? The first guy says, "I would
like to hear them say that I was a
great doctor of my time, and a
great family man." The second
guy says, "I would like to hear
that I was a wonderful husband
and school teacher which made a
huge difference in our children
of tomorrow." The last guy
replies, "I would like to hear
them say, "Look! He's moving!"