Wife: A hajur sunnus na

Husband: Kina k bhayo bhootni?

WIfe: Local Piyera aauda malai Priyesi bhannuhunthyo, Beer piyera aauda malai pari bhannu hunthyo, vodka piyera aauda malai rupmati bhannu hunthyo.
tara aaja bhootni kina ni?

Husband: aaja maile Sprite piyera aako chhu tesaile. Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.